blitzfulinnocence replied to your chat: (( GOD DAMN IT MARY )) (( YOU ARE IN DENIIIAAAAAL ((MARY PLEASE I DONT WANT YOUR DICK ))

• Mary Barrera:  You showed me that comic gurl
• Mary Barrera:  WAIT
• Mary Barrera:  You say that to me
• Mary Barrera:  I never go "heeyyy"
• Mary Barrera:  I say ohai
• Mary Barrera:  or hello
• Mary Barrera:  or hi
• Mary Barrera:  YOU WANT MY NON EXSISTANT PEE PEE
• Mary Barrera:  ;A;
• Isabella Marquez:  PFF
• Isabella Marquez:  PFFFF
• Mary Barrera:  ITS TRUE ISNT IT
• Isabella Marquez:  SHHHH
• Isabella Marquez:  IM DYING
• Mary Barrera:  ...
• Mary Barrera:  I KNEEEW IT
• Mary Barrera:  I'M TELLING JOE
• Mary Barrera:  ;A;
•  then talks to Joe
• Mary Barrera:  FFFFFFF
• Mary Barrera:  Izzy wants my non exsistant pee pee
• Mary Barrera:  ;A;
• Joe McNealy:  XDDDD
• Joe McNealy:  oh boy
• Mary Barrera:  ...
• Mary Barrera:  HALP
• Mary Barrera:  MEEE
• Joe McNealy:  hehehe
• Joe McNealy:  ILL TAKE IT.

• Mom:  Dirk is a terrible name to give a child!
• Me:  
• Mom:  Dirk's parents must be sadistic people if they want him to grow up being made fun of of every day at school and work.What a stupid name for a kid, of course he'll get made fun of.
• Me:  
• Mom:  I'm sure this is how it goes: he's harrassed and has evil parents so he drops out of school and runs away, and next thing you know Dirk is a bum on the streets because nobody would hire a Dirk!
• Me:  
• Mom:  If you have children someday I hope you'll spare them the agony of naming them something ridiculous like Dirk.
• Me:  ok